Rip's Beard Oil
Fae folk do love playing tricks on unsuspecting mortals. Be cautious when offered a drink by anyone in strange clothing who you happen to come across in the woods. Gentlemen, if you should find yourself waking from a twenty-year slumber with an unruly beard, tame those whiskers with Rip’s favorite beard oil.
You will need:
1 tbsp avocado oil
1 tsp grapeseed oil
2 drops texas cedarwood essential oil
2 drops pine essential oil
30-50 mL glass bottle with lid
Add avocado and grapeseed oils to a small glass bottle with dropper lid, carefully add drops of essential oils. Screw lid tightly on and shake vigorously. Apply to the wildest beards and enjoy a twenty year nap.