Rip's Beard Oil

Fae folk do love playing tricks on unsuspecting mortals. Be cautious when offered a drink by anyone in strange clothing who you happen to come across in the woods. Gentlemen, if you should find yourself waking from a twenty-year slumber with an unruly beard, tame those whiskers with Rip’s favorite beard oil.


You will need:

1 tbsp avocado oil

1 tsp grapeseed oil

2 drops texas cedarwood essential oil

2 drops pine essential oil


30-50 mL glass bottle with lid


  1. Add avocado and grapeseed oils to a small glass bottle with dropper lid, carefully add drops of essential oils. Screw lid tightly on and shake vigorously. Apply to the wildest beards and enjoy a twenty year nap.